Diplomatic Retraction

Dear Sir or Madam

It is with regret that we have had to cancel the 39th parliamentary Bunga Bunga party

This is due to (not entirely) unforeseen circumstances.

Please check the box provided if you have experience in cake baking and file smuggling

and return it for the attention of Big Sadie, Cell Block D, Il Clinki Prisoni, Italia.

Yours Bung-requiringly,

S.B

Author : Berlusconi, S.